They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
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