Ambien. No doubt about it.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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