what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
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