if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Operation Purity has been aborted
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
I am never drinking with the goths again.
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