I seem to have left my pride at pride
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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