never play flip cup with pint glasses
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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