I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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