butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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