If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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