Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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