O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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