Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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