We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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