do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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