I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
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