im as drunk as the barefoot contessa. GET TO MY LEVEL
dude. stop pregaming the food network.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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