Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Randomize
