I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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