he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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