I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
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