idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
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