i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
Send help, water and tortillas.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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