i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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