You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
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