More tranny stories later!
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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