I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
you had me at cake vodka
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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