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I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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