Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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