Can i not drive my cunt home
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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