Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
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