Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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