I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
The air was thick with penises
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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