You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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