all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
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