everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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