sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
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