i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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