You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
false alarm. still invincible.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
dude. I can hear the air.
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