remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
well you can't waste a boner
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
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