Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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