Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
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