I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
Randomize
