Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
Invitations to sext will not be acknowledged until 10 a.m. EST. Thank you for your cooperation. We apologize for any inconvenience.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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