I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
Next Halloween, remind me to find a different wingman. Walking out in your pirate costume talking like Captain Ahab while i was banging her and telling me I had to harpoon the white whale really pissed her off.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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