Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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