he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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