I must be too annoying 4 u.
When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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