What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
Randomize
