i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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