check it out our google latitudes are spooning
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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