You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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