Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
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