He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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