Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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