what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I'm okay, they said the swelling should go down in a week. But next time I'm shitwrecked, please make sure to remind me that I can't open a champagne bottle with corkscrew.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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